Q. Why can't you play cards with a pirate?
A. He's always standing on the deck...
A soldier who was renting my house has "done a runner" owing me six months' rent.
He told me he was a General, but I've since discovered he was a Left..tenant.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
I read that by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?
Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet, or are we still just washing our hands?